draconym:

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It’s the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I’m allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

beka-tiddalik:

queenieeegoldstein:

queenieeegoldstein:

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

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this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

respectthepetty:

I like how the queers were called, and Bank came too.

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He may or may not be queer.

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But the woman who is bossing him around is.

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And so are her friends.

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Who are somehow his friends now too.

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This is the face of a feminist.

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evidenceof:

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costume + color + scene

CHER HOROWITZ and EMMA WOODHOUSE 2/2
Clueless (1995) and Emma. (2020) adaptations of Jane Austen’s Emma | Costuming by Mona May and Alexandra Byrne respectively

qinduang:

Something about Chi Cheng and Souwei sitting together in this cramp clinic and having a moment after sex feels so domestic.

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Chi Cheng smoking. Souwei whining. Chi Cheng listening. Souwei venting. Everything is just so easy for them when they’ve always acted as lovers!

That’s why I also find the aftermath of Xiaoshuai walking in on them so boyfriends behavior, because Souwei didn’t even see Chi Cheng’s offer to move in to “their house” as a solution—that was already the plan.

Like he said:

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rentfreecorex:

someone on twt said their favorite genre is wsw initiating kisses and cc getting slightly shocked and then melting instantly and i couldn’t agree more lakajajqnaliaba🥹😔

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(ep11)

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(ep14)

hughungrybear:

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Wu Suowei’s guide on how to tire your boyfriend so he wouldn’t have the energy for sex 😅

(Spoiler alert: It will not work 😂)

qinduang:

Revenged Love served me with delectable scenes full of beautiful acting, lighting, chemistry, sound, and pacing.

Because we shifted from Chi Cheng moaning into Souwei’s possessive bite out of jealousy.

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To Souwei pressing himself against Chi Cheng in tears seamlessly.

It’s just so much better when you realize that Souwei’s been crying the entire time, and maybe everything is still too much for him, but he can’t let this one go.

Yes, he’s sexually frustrated. Yes, he’s heartbroken. Yes, he’s relieved. Yes, he’s scared. And yes, he’s overwhelmed. He not only just accepted his sexuality (debatable, considering what he said in the bar scene, but I digress), but also just processed his very affectionate and romantic feelings for a man.

For Chi Cheng.

It’s just so great to see our emotionally constipated couple be this vulnerable with each other.